WWA Info Exchange

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A GLASGOW GIRL



The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the

dishes and house cleaning.

It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a

clean house and dishes washed and put away.



The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to

do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see

any results, but the next day he saw it was better.

By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and

there was a huge dinner on the table.





The third man married a girl from Glasgow (Scotland). He ordered her to

keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed,

and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t

see anything, the second day he didn't see anything.

By the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a

little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix

himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he pees.


Ray

_________________
I aim to live for ever.... and it's taking me that long to get my workshop finished!

The last one sums up my marriage perfectly

_________________
Mango
The land some where in the middle
20 47 00N -156 26 00W

Us Pennsylvania guys get jealous when we drive to the NJ beaches cuz we always see the jersey woman cutting the grass..............we just don't know how they get them to do it.

_________________
"To all those who work come moments of beauty unseen by the rest of the world." Norman Maclean