WWA Info Exchange

America is the greatest!......Please read to the end


Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

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Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

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Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

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Only in America ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..


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Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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"To all those who work come moments of beauty unseen by the rest of the world." Norman Maclean

Those are good

The hot dog one has always baffled me

Vicki and Duane

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Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....

All of those are SO TRUE!!!!

Why are they funny?

Rog

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Dont badmouth no strangers, they just friends you aint met yet.

An ounce of responsibility is worth a pound of State and Federal laws.

I spent most of my money on woodworking
tools and beer, the rest I just wasted.

I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?!?

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"It is not a mistake it is a learning experience"
Monte

This one ....."Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering." ....has always baffled me.

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Paul G
"To the last I grapple with thee, from heqq's heart I stab at thee, for hates sake I spit my last breath at thee."

Shun those studies in which the work that results dies with the worker.
-- Leonardo da Vinci