WWA Info Exchange

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
To:


1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter"

That's how you go to the Americas feeling safe

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Mango
The land some where in the middle
20 47 00N -156 26 00W

My sign "I shoot 1st".

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Bob Malone
WWASCAUX#1/WWAMDAUX#11

Oh man thats a good one

Popular here goes like this: Dog gate sign

Come in and make my day (Regards from Bad Brutus)


Have Fun
Francois

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Its the quality that counts not the quantity.
If you want creative workers give them time to play.

Mine goes......"Smile when you enter this house, we only like good pictures."

Rog

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Dont badmouth no strangers, they just friends you aint met yet.

An ounce of responsibility is worth a pound of State and Federal laws.

I spent most of my money on woodworking
tools and beer, the rest I just wasted.

I like this one.

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I bring to life, I bring to death:
The spirit does but mean the breath:
I know no more. (Tennyson, In Memoriam)

I like to suprise people, no sign on my door.

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Frank
WWACOAUX#1
"I love the smell of Sawdust in the morning, it smells like, victory."
WWA'ers I've met: Popeye, Ed Avery, Stephen Wolf, Rockfish, Rodedon

Sign on our oldest son's door,..

No Trespassing
Violators will
be shot
survivors will
be shot again.

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Tim Eastman
Lead by example - be an example worth following

and as they near the house:

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~Dan.

Hummmmm......my sign just doesn't stack up to these others......

"Circle City Alarm Company"

They always call me when there's a problem; they even wake me up in the middle of the night when the power goes out.


Verna

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Verna
Indianapolis, IN

Front Door "Protected by Smith and Wesson"

Back fence gate "Protected by Heckler and Koch"

Garage Door "Protected by Mossberg"

*Shrug* If they don't get the hint. . . .

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Wolf

"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out!"