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NewfGuy
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Guess that tells it all!! :shock:
He doesn't NEED to talk about his personal life any more. :lol: :lol:

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:D :D :D My son sent me a text the other day. It read-----I finally out-drove Tiger Woods. :lol:

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I received it this AM as an email titled: The Woods Christmas Card.
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Tiger Woods Jokes:

1) Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

2) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

3) Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.

4) What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing

5)Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron

6) Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

7)This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

8)Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

9)Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though

10)Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.


Sorry Tiger, I still think you're the best golfer !!!

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Tiger's new name is "cheetah"

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