WWA Info Exchange

...Sheer Nightgown:

A husband walked into Victoria Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opted for the most sheer item, paid the $500, and took it home.

He presented it to his wife and asked her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thought (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea.

It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.

I won't put it on, but I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appeared naked on the balcony and struck a pose.

The husband said, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.

Closed coffin.

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I aim to live for ever.... and it's taking me that long to get my workshop finished!

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My father was my Mentor for my WW hobby. luv ya dad.

WW'ers I have met.
Guroo
Verna
Wooder
Paul, (brother,)
Falcon1.
Gene and his friend George

OMG!!

My wife is sitting here laughing so hard she can't breath!!

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Tim Eastman
Lead by example - be an example worth following

!!!OUCH!!

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"It is not a mistake it is a learning experience"
Monte

exactly why you should never teach your wife to shoot.

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Frank
WWACOAUX#1
"I love the smell of Sawdust in the morning, it smells like, victory."
WWA'ers I've met: Popeye, Ed Avery, Stephen Wolf, Rockfish, Rodedon

I have heard that when you teach a woman to shoot a gun they can't hit the broad side of a barn but, when they are mad, they can hit a dime at 100 yards!

Rog

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Dont badmouth no strangers, they just friends you aint met yet.

An ounce of responsibility is worth a pound of State and Federal laws.

I spent most of my money on woodworking
tools and beer, the rest I just wasted.

I can confirm that.

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Tim Eastman
Lead by example - be an example worth following

TP

I laughed out loud at this and so did my wife and MIL.

Thanks.....

That is just plain wrong!

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"To all those who work come moments of beauty unseen by the rest of the world." Norman Maclean

Hey, quit talking about me I didn't laugh when I read it I cried

Vic

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Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....

Should of bought tools, he'd be in less trouble!

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"To all those who work come moments of beauty unseen by the rest of the world." Norman Maclean

Still laughing. That was indeed a good laugh. Thank you.

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"...Truth and manliness are two qualities that will carry you through this world much better than policy, or tact or expedience, or any other word that was devised to conceal or mystify a deviation from a straight line."