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 Post subject: Another Blonde Joke
PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:43 am 
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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint
a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband
leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat.. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
parka
and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she
if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies
that
she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she
wanted to do it by painting the house..
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said....
You'll love this...

Yep. I know you will...











"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:52 am 
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Hey Larry,

A quick word of advice...
























DUCK!!!!! :D :D :D

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:52 pm 
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Gee, wouldn't two light coats work just as well? :-?

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Wonder what she'd have done with a "heavy nap roller".

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